I’ll admit I grew up a kid gamer, and maybe it is because I am now old enough to be approved by the ESRB rating system, however useless that thing is, but that is another topic!  But I seriously hate kid gamers.  My main issue here is, is that it just detracts from the level of fun when you play against kid gamers, especially when they decide they need to take mommy or daddy’s headset to “communicate” in game.

Anyways here is a brief synopsis of the situation:

-These little bastards have ALL FUCKING DAY to fuck around on these online games.  Usually I would say, big whoop, but it gives meaning to “practice makes perfect.”  I play MGO a lot, and some people are insanely good at this.  I personally think it’s all bs and they use some sort of cheats to do it.  But then again, take a look at the time that they play this game and then look at some gameplay footage on youtube.  Whenever I see anyone that is a so called “pro” I kinda puke, because the camera is constantly moving and there is always like 10 things going on at once, it makes me dizzy.  I don’t know how they do it, I would puke after ten minutes of playing like that.

-I played MGO today, in the day time, and it just solidified my point that most of the high levels are children.  Because they are all high levels.  These kids need to go the fuck outside or getting a fucking job.

-I HATE when these little bastards feel the need to communicate online.  Whether it is some anklebiter SCREAMING on their mic about how they didn’t reach the next rank, or some crumb snatching fuckhead laughing and calling people “noobs.”

You know what, put the controller down go outside, play with sticks and rocks and shit like that.  Or else your life will probably be pretty fucked up if you continue this in that much volume.  And I don’t exactly have a problem against good players, if you feel the need to play this game like a job or a religion, that’s your problem, but when I sit down to play this game after a day of work or just for a leisurely purpose, I fucking despise being killed 50 damn times by some high level asshole in a server that shouldn’t have them on there.  I don’t have the time, or the desire to put this much time into a videogame, just to be “pro” like you.  Oh and the “noob” comments just solidify that you’ve wasted your days-don’t feel bad, I have too, but not as much as you have!

They have good points.

Stumbling through wikipedia…

So I am about to be done with high school and I was relatively neutral on leaving. Until now. Here’s one word repeated three times that sums it all up: integrity integrity integrity. Get my drift?this class is lacking some serious integrity. Not only that, they need to severely unfuck themselves. You know who you are and you know your problems. But I’m not even sure about one. You could be fucking slandered by someone and as long as they do it, it everything is fine, no need to get upset and then we can praise them. Then other less popular people do it suddenly they aren’t joking and they’re ass deep in bullshit. Here’s a little advice, your “pal” wasn’t kidding, joking, having a fun time with ya. You’re dumb and HE has a point. You’ve fallen for a scam artist, if this is hard to believe here’s an analogy: your on the chutes and ladders in the middle and you roll a chute and fall back to the start but YOU think you are still winning. You fucking suck. But anyways, integrity, it’s all about integrity and you suck at it. If you ever go on court I will be there to call you a liar. No one believes a liar. Only shitty higherschoolers like this BS shit too. I won’t even address myself because they will conveniantly skip over that part.

Why do you exist? If I was a miracle worker I could make like 3 productive human beings out of your body mass. You’re just a waste of, everything. You’re a waste of the material used to make humans. Just the fact that you are breathing the air productive humans could be breathing sickens me. All of the food, drink and prescription drugs could have all gone to people who need them. But you are here, so do something productive instead of being a racist riot inciter. Sincerely, you suck.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

So I was in this Cadet program at a Police Academy once. One day, while having breakfast, we were nearing our alotted time to eat. Now, I consider myself a fast eater and I didn’t need the 20 to 30 minutes they gave us, but I never felt the need to rush people so we could get to our class. But this one time, one of our group members decided to go back to the serving station for bread, peanut butter, and jelly. I wouldn’t care less, but she decides to make herself a pb&j sandwich in the last five minutes. At the time we couldn’t talk, if we could’ve I would have tried to talk her out of it or encouraged her to eat faster. So she is just takin her time buttering that bread, while I’m thinking things like “bitch you better hurry!” and just thinking about grabbing the sandwich and eating it. Neather happened and it came down to the last second. I was the last one out the door that time, because I helped clean up. That classmate, she was a smart one.

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